![]() ![]() In one moment a vampire flinches at a bank wheel that resembles a cross it’s a moment I could never be sure was opting for comedy or attempting to add a twist to the vampire lore. The movie continues on a gradual vampiric flip on the crew, and they’re always uncovered in odd ways. It’s a truly spine tingling moment, otherwise hobbled by bad editing, bad writing, and even worse pay off. His now vampirized booty call emerges from the tub of blood a vampire as Jesus stands by the door oblivious to her impending attack. When Jesus manages to escape the wrath of his friend Luther, now a vampire, and hides in the bathroom. There’s one scene where character Jesus (Raymond Cruz) has sex with a prostitute who is ravaged by a vampire in the bathroom. This series of events has potential to be very creepy, but becomes absolutely ludicrous. From there, he meets up with his friends and begins turning them in to vampires one by one. When one of the bank robbers Luther on the way to a rendezvous with his comrades, stops off at a local bar, he’s attacked and killed by Razor Eddie and another vampire, becoming one of the fanged undead himself. It also tends to turn its vampires in to comic props, wherein the first film transformed the vampires in to alluring but utterly vicious monsters. ![]() Perhaps they’ll open up a strip club? After an obligatory fake out opening with Bruce Campbell that promises a wicked vampire gore fest, “Texas Blood Money” lets audiences down by being a horror comedy that’s not at all scary or funny. What do vampires need with money, one only knows. Oddly enough the robbery is set during an eclipse, so they’re going to be able to rob the bank and not be killed by police since vampires are invulnerable to bullets. ![]() “Texas Blood Money” is a sequel in name only that follows a group of numbskull bank robbers, all of whom gradually become vampires before they decide to rob a local bank. ![]() Shit, at least re-cast Juliette Lewis’ role as Kate Fuller and follow her along on another vampire adventure, at least. There’s not even a mention of Seth Gecko for crying out loud. It’s a goofy, campy, and ridiculous vampire movie filled with horrible performances, and a ridiculous premise that does nothing to reconcile itself with the first film. Even with an appearance from Danny Trejo as the vampire bartender Razor Eddie from the first film, this is a shitty vampire movie someone decided to make in to a sequel. Let’s face it, someone took a shitty movie about vampire bank robbers and turned it in to a sequel to “From Dusk Till Dawn.” Except it’s nowhere near being a sequel. ![]()
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